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"Today WWE announced the full roster of WWE Superstars taking part in Global Warning. The full list includes:

The Rock	Kurt Angle	Triple H	Chris Jericho	Hulk Hogan
Test	Edge	Christian	Rikishi	Lance Storm
D'Von	Big Valbowski	Batista	Billy Kidman	Jamie Noble
Rey Mysterio	Tajiri	Randy Orton	Chavo	Mark Henry
Billy Gunn	Hurricane Helms	Chuck Palumbo	Maven	Rico

PLUS WWE Divas Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Nidia and a special appearance by Stephanie McMahon!

I'd like to now grace you with my predictions for the card.
Randy Orton and Mark Henry vs D'Von and Batista
Winner - I don't care.
Logic - Might as well use these guys somewhere since you bought them plane tickets.
6 Man Tag: Billy, Chuck and Rico vs Hardcore Holly, Big Valbowski and Maven
Winner: the fractionally less gay ones
Logic - gets the inevitable BC&R tag out of the way with some good guys to beat them and make all the homophobes happy.
Billy Kidman and Hurricane Helms vs Tajiri and Chavo
Winner - Hmm.... Hurricane, because he's cool
Logic - There is no logic in the cruiserweight division. People just have matches, and this is one of them. It should be awesome though.
Jamie Noble(C) vs Rey Mysterio - Cruiserweight Title
Winner - Noble via DQ, Mysterio then jumps on him from a great height.
Logic - Rey should get a title shot. He's cool. But no way are they going to let a title change outside the US.
Edge and Hulk Hogan vs Lance Storm and Christian (C) - Tag title Match
Winner - Lance and Christian
Logic - While the Anti-America thing doesn't really work too well outside the USA, LS & C will still be the bad guys. They'll win this, and then get the stinkface. Jericho may interfere.
"Special" Divas match - Torrie and Stacy will remove each others clothes. Crowd will cheer.
Winner - 15 year old boys.
Loser - Feminism

The predictions actually get harder towards the top of the card, but I'll go with these:
Triple H vs Angle - Steel Cage match (why not)
Winner - Triple H
Logic - Dunno, but Angle never seems to win. It's a bit messy though, because HHH is turning heel at the moment, so I'm not sure what is going to happen... I still see him getting a big cheer and playing badass babyface for the night though.
Rock(C) vs Jericho - Undisputed Title Match
Winner - Rock.
Logic - Well, you know, he's The Rock. Edge may return the interference favour from earlier.

I must say though... This should fuckin' rock more than if they held the Woodstock Festival at Stonehenge.

Hey, I forgot to include Rikishi and Test in the card. Oh well.

star wars geeks scare me...

Quote of the century.

"Perhaps I should write a children's book. "Porn Is Healthy and Fine, but Only as a Temporary Physical Release.""

Check this out for a different perspective on crappy jobs.

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Here's news: The Rock has agreed to play the lead role in a movie based on the "Spy Hunter" video games.
That's going to be weird. If you thought Mortal Kombat had a crappy plot, imagine trying to make a film based on a 15 year old video game with NO CHARACTERS!
The big climax will have to be whether he can drive into the back of that big red truck to reload.

BTW Joel, "Busier than a cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond"?
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wtf? are there answers to these horror-riddles anywhere? They are making me feel dumb.

heyo. These are should keep you busier than a busy bee at a flower show.

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geez what was I on when I wrote that analogy.... :)
Can anyone think of a decent analogy for "busier than a..."

I challenge thee!

edit: how do we feel about the new font? I was getting sick of the monospace-d-ness of Lucida. Open to other suggestions.

Hmmm am back at work.
Really did prefer holidays.

Also...if anyone is struggling to decided what to buy anthony for his birthday....he has expressed his undying love for this. :)